SOUL / GRUNGE

In 1993 Bill Gates sent a group of sixteen trained assassins to Sony headquarters to stop the release of electronic skip protection in portable CD players.

Unfortunately Gates had underestimated the allure of the Discman and 13 members of the team met their demise at the hands of the device’s combination of practicality and style. The remaining 3 were held captive by Sony and their fates remained a mystery…until now.

Using the latest in Green TV technology, the prisoners were brainwashed and reprogrammed to become the world’s greatest soul/grunge rock trio.

With grooves of mass destruction and guerrilla melodies, THE JACKARDS seem to be an unstoppable force.

May god have mercy on us all

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www.thejackards.com